1 week ago
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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

3 weeks ago
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noosone:

I saw this comment on HIMYM Facebook fan page and couldn’t agree more.

Izham Rahman


"Dear How I Met Your Mother Creators,

To say I was disappointed in the series finale of How I Met Your Mother is a gross understatement. I am disconcertingly, irretrievably, unfathomably…

3 weeks ago
696 notes

jackfrostish:

the year is 2063. tumblr has updated their video player. kids play with their vintage iphone 420s. i’m still upset about the how i met your mother finale.

3 weeks ago
495 notes

ivelovedthestarstoofondly:

A high infinity!

How I Met Your Mother - Finale

3 weeks ago
1,941 notes

zangela:

how i met your mother - the yellow umbrella

Kids, there’s more than one story of how I met your mother. You know the short version, the thing with your mom’s yellow umbrella…

3 weeks ago
793 notes
Tonight guys

cardioandsass:

THIS WAS THE FINAL SLAP OF THE SLAP BET. THAT FINALE WAS A SLAP TO US ALL.

3 weeks ago
4,435 notes

queenblairstiara:

Me: The Gossip Girl finale was the worst finale ever

HIMYM: 

4 weeks ago
189,292 notes

realitychemist:

ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

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4 weeks ago
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1 month ago
790 notes

I’ll rip out and eat the warm liver of the deer who pissed on me.

1 month ago
41,045 notes

digit200:

charlottec21:

otakelley:

Somebody tried to defend 4Kids censorship to me. Yeah…don’t.

Because of them (and their invisible guns and lollypop) it took me years later to get into one piece

Invisible guns

1 month ago
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jinglebellkind:

owlwright:

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O H MYGOD

all the best comments start with “bible au”

1 month ago
167,690 notes

yougotaniceblogso-i:

*heavy breathing*

1 month ago
21,907 notes

"It’s a story about some kids who are friends over the internet. They decide to play a game together. There are major consequences. Saying anything more about the plot here would probably be getting in too deep. It gets fairly complicated. One of the goals was to begin with extremely simple, mundane circumstances, and allow reader participation combined with some preplanned elements to grow the story quickly and spontaneously, into something much bigger, more dynamic, and more intricate as a natural result of this approach." (x)

1 month ago
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talia-z:

yngwlv:

Killer Mike is a complete legend

So true. Buy better beer, do not sell that cool car and simply love is the best advice anyone can give you. Taking these 3 to heart!